What time do you get off? Can I watch?
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Will you marry me for just one night?
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
Damn girl, are you a pinata? Cause I’m gonna need a blindfold before I hit that.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune so I can be right behind Uranus.
Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
I named my d*ck “the truth” cause b*tches can’t handle it!
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
I’ll f*ck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your a$$ when I’m finished.
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