Ay girl is your dad in jail? Cause if I was your dad, I’d definitely be in jail.
Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and f*ck you for glory.
This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Which s*x position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!
Girl, you don’t need makeup… You need plastic surgery.
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pus*y.
Are you the ocean? Cause you’re full of trash.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
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