This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
I’ll bet you $10 my d*ck can’t fit into your mouth.
Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
Girl, you don’t need makeup… You need plastic surgery.
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
Do you like pies? I make very good cream pies.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Did you fart, because you just blew me away.
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
Are you a farmer? Cuz you sure know how to raise a c*ck.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?