You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
Your a$$ is pretty tight, want me to loosen up?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad a$$ up.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Touch your toes and I will show you where the rocket goes!
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?