Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
I have to say āHiā to the prettiest girl in the roomā¦ Can you help me say āHiā to that girl over there?
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Iāll bet you $10 my d*ck canāt fit into your mouth.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I canāt buy you Gucci or Armani but I can make your p*ssy a tsunami.
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
If I were a planet Iād want to be Neptune so I can be right behind Uranus.
Iām like a Rubikās Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
Do you like pies? I make very good cream pies.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.
You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!
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