Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.
Do you like pies? I make very good cream pies.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to f*ck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
How are you still so fat when you’ve been running in my mind for so long?
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
You might not be one of the beautiful ones here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
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