Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
I named my d*ck “the truth” cause b*tches can’t handle it!
How are you still so fat when you’ve been running in my mind for so long?
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Did you fart, because you just blew me away.
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
I’ll bet you $10 my d*ck can’t fit into your mouth.
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pus*y.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.