Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
Your a$$ is pretty tight, want me to loosen up?
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
Did you fart, because you just blew me away.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pus*y.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
You look like trash, may I take you out?