If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Which s*x position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
Do you like pies? I make very good cream pies.
Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pus*y.
Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Your a$$ is pretty tight, want me to loosen up?
Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
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