Which s*x position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pus*y.
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
How are you still so fat when you’ve been running in my mind for so long?
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus.
Did you fart, because you just blew me away.
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad a$$ up.
This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
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