There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Which s*x position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Do you like pies? I make very good cream pies.
Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Your a$$ is pretty tight, want me to loosen up?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but I can make your p*ssy a tsunami.
This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.