Damn girl, are you a pinata? Cause I’m gonna need a blindfold before I hit that.
Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
Girl, you don’t need makeup… You need plastic surgery.
Ay girl is your dad in jail? Cause if I was your dad, I’d definitely be in jail.
You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Do you like pies? I make very good cream pies.
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus.
You look like trash, may I take you out?