I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Which s*x position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?
Will you marry me for just one night?
I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but I can make your p*ssy a tsunami.
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pus*y.
Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad a$$ up.
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
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