If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Are you the ocean? Cause you’re full of trash.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus.
I named my d*ck “the truth” cause b*tches can’t handle it!
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
I’ll bet you $10 my d*ck can’t fit into your mouth.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad a$$ up.
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but I can make your p*ssy a tsunami.
Your a$$ is pretty tight, want me to loosen up?