I named my d*ck “the truth” cause b*tches can’t handle it!
Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and f*ck you for glory.
Ay girl is your dad in jail? Cause if I was your dad, I’d definitely be in jail.
If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune so I can be right behind Uranus.
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Damn girl, are you a pinata? Cause I’m gonna need a blindfold before I hit that.
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.