Did you fart, because you just blew me away.
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Touch your toes and I will show you where the rocket goes!
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Are you a farmer? Cuz you sure know how to raise a c*ck.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Your a$$ is pretty tight, want me to loosen up?
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Damn girl, are you a pinata? Cause I’m gonna need a blindfold before I hit that.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
wave