Do you like pies? I make very good cream pies.
Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pus*y.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus.
Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and f*ck you for glory.
Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls.
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to f*ck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
I named my d*ck “the truth” cause b*tches can’t handle it!
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