Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics?
Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!
I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy...
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
I was hungry till I got your number. Now I’m pretty fulfilled.
Hello* pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
They told me magic wasn’t real – guess they hadn’t seen you smile.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U.