Did you just come out of the oven? Because youâre hot
I canât help grinning like a fool every time I see that youâre typing.
If you were a chicken, youâd be impeccable.
Tell me, what can I say to impress you?
So tell me, what havenât you been already told tonight?
You look busy, any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean Iâll never win the âbest ever cuddlerâ title?
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics?
Look, Iâm just trying to drink here, but youâre very distracting.
Screw Instagram, Iâd follow you anywhere.
Iâm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Itâs a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Youâre so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme youâre sexy!
I was hungry till I got your number. Now Iâm pretty fulfilled.