I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U.
Man, I didn’t think wishing on the birthday candles would WORK.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
You look busy, any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
You must’ve been a cold soda in a previous life because this conversation is refreshing.
Favourite meal: Thai, Italian or French?
I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
So tell me, what haven’t you been already told tonight?
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
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