[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
Don’t you just hate it when people try to use pick up lines on you?
Nice fucking weather. Want to?
So tell me, what haven’t you been already told tonight?
I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U.
You’re on a beach vacation when it starts raining, what do you do? a) hide under the covers with Netflix b) go to a museum c) attend a cooking workshop to learn how to make the local cuisine
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) Pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) crèpes d) acai bowl e) something else?
If you were a dessert, what would you be?
Man, I didn’t think wishing on the birthday candles would WORK.
Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
You must’ve been a cold soda in a previous life because this conversation is refreshing.
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