Screw Instagram, I’d follow you anywhere.
Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
I want you to be my emergency contact person.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I was hungry till I got your number. Now I’m pretty fulfilled.
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Man, I didn’t think wishing on the birthday candles would WORK.
On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!
Damn, I just lost my phone number. Is it okay to have yours, instead?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
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