I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics?
I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Hello* pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.
Tell me, what can I say to impress you?
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
I can’t help grinning like a fool every time I see that you’re typing.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.