Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot
I can’t help grinning like a fool every time I see that you’re typing.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Tell me, what can I say to impress you?
So tell me, what haven’t you been already told tonight?
You look busy, any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics?
Look, I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
Screw Instagram, I’d follow you anywhere.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
I was hungry till I got your number. Now I’m pretty fulfilled.