Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I know it’s already September, but you sure do look like my Valentine.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy...
I was hungry till I got your number. Now I’m pretty fulfilled.
I’m not sure I believe in The One, but The Two of us, on the other hand…
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
What’s your definition of a good weekend?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
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