I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
I want you to be my emergency contact person.
I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
You’re on a beach vacation when it starts raining, what do you do? a) hide under the covers with Netflix b) go to a museum c) attend a cooking workshop to learn how to make the local cuisine
I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
I was hungry till I got your number. Now I’m pretty fulfilled.
Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
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