Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
You must be in the wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) Pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) crèpes d) acai bowl e) something else?
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Man, I didn’t think wishing on the birthday candles would WORK.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
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