I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I have a pen, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
Man, I didn’t think wishing on the birthday candles would WORK.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics?
If you were a dessert, what would you be?
You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: do you, or do you not eat marmite?
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Screw Instagram, I’d follow you anywhere.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
You’re on a beach vacation when it starts raining, what do you do? a) hide under the covers with Netflix b) go to a museum c) attend a cooking workshop to learn how to make the local cuisine
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
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