My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
What’s your definition of a good weekend?
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
Tell me, what can I say to impress you?
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
They told me magic wasn’t real – guess they hadn’t seen you smile.
Don’t you just hate it when people try to use pick up lines on you?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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