Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment... Want to help prove him wrong?