Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back, ”nice buns.”
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.