Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment... Want to help prove him wrong?
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.
I love baseball so take me home baby!
I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
I want to write a poem on your body with my lips.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
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