Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my d*ck, it’s a gem.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.
When God made you, he was showing off.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.