Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do you know the difference between my pen*s and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.