I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
Do you know the difference between my pen*s and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!
Hey, how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
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