Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!