Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you.
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
Give me a bottle of wine and I'll make you mine.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
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