I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
“I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
If you stood in front of a mirror and picked up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
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