I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Baby, youâre so sweet, you put Hersheyâs outta business.
Is your name âswifferâ? âCause you just swept me off my feet.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, âcause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Itâs not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Do I know you? (No.) Thatâs a shame, Iâd sure like to.
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, Iâve got one that Iâm just dying to put in your drawers.
Do you bleach your teeth? âCause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Letâs go prove it.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going⊠I just need eye contact from you.
Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I canât take them off you.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
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