If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you know the difference between my pen*s and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene t*ts!
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Most people call me (your name), but you can call me tomorrow!
I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Can you give me a tour of your body?
(She asks you the time) It's two flirty, and the date’s with you and me.
Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
If I was a stoplight, everytime you came by I’d turn red, just to stare at you longer.
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