For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
You should stay away from vampires. They’re allergic to pure sunshine.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a c*ck?
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you.
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
Wanna show me where do those legs of yours end?
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
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