I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back, ”nice buns.”
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a c*ck?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
If you stood in front of a mirror and picked up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I’m not staring, I’m just stuck in a loop.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
You should stay away from vampires. They’re allergic to pure sunshine.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.