Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Do you work for UPS? From across the room, I thought you were checking out my package.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cause you’re dope.
It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Do you know the difference between my pen*s and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
When God made you, he was showing off.
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