Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Did God take the thunder out the skies and put it in your thighs?!
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Where do you hide your wings?
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
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