If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
Do you work for UPS? From across the room, I thought you were checking out my package.
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
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