I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
I think our smiles should touch now.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
If I was a stoplight, everytime you came by I’d turn red, just to stare at you longer.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
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