Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you.
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day. All I’m asking for is one from you.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cause you’re dope.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
You should stay away from vampires. They’re allergic to pure sunshine.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back, ”nice buns.”
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven’s missing an angel!
Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
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