I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my d*ck’s-a-Dublin!
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
Hey, didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my d*ck, it’s a gem.
Do you work for UPS? From across the room, I thought you were checking out my package.
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cause you’re dope.
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
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