If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
Wanna show me where do those legs of yours end?
Your eyes are like IKEA. I get lost in them.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
Where do you hide your wings?
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
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