If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Your eyes are like IKEA. I get lost in them.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a c*ck?
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
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