Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.
Is your name Pepsi cause’ I’ve gotta have it.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cause you’re dope.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
If I was a stoplight, everytime you came by I’d turn red, just to stare at you longer.
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my d*ck, it’s a gem.
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