If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
If you stood in front of a mirror and picked up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
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