Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.
Is your dad a jewel thief? Because you’re a real gem.
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
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