Clever Pick Up Lines

How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number?

I can’t believe I am standing face to face with the woman of my dreams.

What’s your name? Or can I call you “mine”?

Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.

I value my breath, so it’d be nice if you stopped taking it away every time you walked by.

Are you from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I know what you're thinking..."Sure, he looks nice enough, but can he ride a unicycle?" and the answer is no.

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

I asked God for a sign, and you showed up with the answer.

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.

Let’s be nothing. ‘Cause nothing lasts forever.

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?