Clever Pick Up Lines

I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

If a star fell every time I thought of you, the night sky would be empty.

You're so cute it's distracting.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Wanna eat cookie dough together some time?

I think our smiles should touch now.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Well, when I saw you, I dropped mine.

You're inserting a little bit of gratitude for the free country we live in.

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

What’s your name? Or can I call you “mine”?

Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.

My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.

Your eyes are like IKEA...I get lost in them.

I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?