I'm new in town. Can you give me the directions to your apartment?
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
You look busy, but can you add me to your to-do list?
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.
My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.
Your eyes are like IKEA...I get lost in them.
You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
You’re awkward, but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Well, when I saw you, I dropped mine.
Let’s be nothing. ‘Cause nothing lasts forever.
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
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