I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
You’re awkward, but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.
I can’t believe I am standing face to face with the woman of my dreams.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?
I asked God for a sign, and you showed up with the answer.
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.
Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.

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