Clever Pick Up Lines

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

If a star fell every time I thought of you, the night sky would be empty.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.

Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful.

Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

You're inserting a little bit of gratitude for the free country we live in.

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?