Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Wanna eat cookie dough together some time?
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I know what you're thinking..."Sure, he looks nice enough, but can he ride a unicycle?" and the answer is no.
You're inserting a little bit of gratitude for the free country we live in.
I think our smiles should touch now.
You look busy, but can you add me to your to-do list?
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
I’m not against you, but I wanna be against you...
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful.
I can’t believe I am standing face to face with the woman of my dreams.
I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
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