I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
I know what you're thinking..."Sure, he looks nice enough, but can he ride a unicycle?" and the answer is no.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Well, when I saw you, I dropped mine.
Your eyes are like IKEA...I get lost in them.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Michelangelo couldn’t do you justice.
I’m not against you, but I wanna be against you...
Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.
I want you to be my emergency contact person.
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