You make me wanna clean up my apartment.
You're inserting a little bit of gratitude for the free country we live in.
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Well, when I saw you, I dropped mine.
Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
I want you to be my emergency contact person.
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
I can’t believe I am standing face to face with the woman of my dreams.
You’re awkward, but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
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