Clever Pick Up Lines

Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.

Michelangelo couldn’t do you justice.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.

Let’s be nothing. ‘Cause nothing lasts forever.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

I think our smiles should touch now.

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

I value my breath, so it’d be nice if you stopped taking it away every time you walked by.

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

You’re awkward, but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.

How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!