Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.
Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.
You're so cute it's distracting.
I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
I think our smiles should touch now.
Hey beautiful, do you wanna go on a date? If yes, then smile, If no do a backflip.
I want you to be my emergency contact person.
I asked God for a sign, and you showed up with the answer.
I value my breath, so it’d be nice if you stopped taking it away every time you walked by.
What’s your name? Or can I call you “mine”?
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

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