Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I asked God for a sign, and you showed up with the answer.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
I think our smiles should touch now.
Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.
I value my breath, so it’d be nice if you stopped taking it away every time you walked by.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
I can’t believe I am standing face to face with the woman of my dreams.
You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Well, when I saw you, I dropped mine.
Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
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