Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Well, when I saw you, I dropped mine.
You make me wanna clean up my apartment.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Your eyes are like IKEA...I get lost in them.
I think our smiles should touch now.
What’s your name? Or can I call you “mine”?
Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
Are you from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
I’m not against you, but I wanna be against you...
You're so cute it's distracting.
You're inserting a little bit of gratitude for the free country we live in.
You’re awkward, but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
Hey beautiful, do you wanna go on a date? If yes, then smile, If no do a backflip.
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