Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
I asked God for a sign, and you showed up with the answer.
Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Your eyes are like IKEA...I get lost in them.
You look busy, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Are you from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
What’s your name? Or can I call you “mine”?
You make me wanna clean up my apartment.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.