On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Michelangelo couldn’t do you justice.
My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.
Let’s be nothing. ‘Cause nothing lasts forever.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
What’s your name? Or can I call you “mine”?
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?
Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
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