Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
Michelangelo couldn’t do you justice.
How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number?
I can’t believe I am standing face to face with the woman of my dreams.
Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?
My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
I know what you're thinking..."Sure, he looks nice enough, but can he ride a unicycle?" and the answer is no.
Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
I asked God for a sign, and you showed up with the answer.
You're so cute it's distracting.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I want you to be my emergency contact person.
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