Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
You’re awkward, but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful.
I know what you're thinking..."Sure, he looks nice enough, but can he ride a unicycle?" and the answer is no.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
You make me wanna clean up my apartment.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
You look busy, but can you add me to your to-do list?
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the night sky would be empty.
Other Pickup Lines
