You're so cute it's distracting.
How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number?
I want you to be my emergency contact person.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Michelangelo couldn’t do you justice.
Your eyes are like IKEA...I get lost in them.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.
You’re awkward, but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
I’m not against you, but I wanna be against you...
I know what you're thinking..."Sure, he looks nice enough, but can he ride a unicycle?" and the answer is no.
I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
You make me wanna clean up my apartment.
Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
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