Let’s be nothing. ‘Cause nothing lasts forever.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Well, when I saw you, I dropped mine.
Your eyes are like IKEA...I get lost in them.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
You're so cute it's distracting.
You’re awkward, but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
Are you from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
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