My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
I asked God for a sign, and you showed up with the answer.
Are you from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Hey beautiful, do you wanna go on a date? If yes, then smile, If no do a backflip.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
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