Let’s be nothing. ‘Cause nothing lasts forever.
I think our smiles should touch now.
Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number?
You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Well, when I saw you, I dropped mine.
I value my breath, so it’d be nice if you stopped taking it away every time you walked by.
I'm new in town. Can you give me the directions to your apartment?
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
Your eyes are like IKEA...I get lost in them.
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
You look busy, but can you add me to your to-do list?