Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
Let’s be nothing. ‘Cause nothing lasts forever.
Michelangelo couldn’t do you justice.
Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
I know what you're thinking..."Sure, he looks nice enough, but can he ride a unicycle?" and the answer is no.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number?
Are you from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
You’re awkward, but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful.
I can’t believe I am standing face to face with the woman of my dreams.
My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.
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