Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number?
I value my breath, so it’d be nice if you stopped taking it away every time you walked by.
I'm new in town. Can you give me the directions to your apartment?
I think our smiles should touch now.
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
Let’s be nothing. ‘Cause nothing lasts forever.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Well, when I saw you, I dropped mine.
You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.
I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.
I asked God for a sign, and you showed up with the answer.