My magic watch says that you're not wearing any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh f*ck! This thing is an hour fast.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
You must do interior design because you definitely made this room more beautiful.
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
I know what you're thinking..."Sure, he looks nice enough, but can he ride a unicycle?" and the answer is no.
You're so cute it's distracting.
I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.
You’re awkward, but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.