Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Michelangelo couldn’t do you justice.
You’re awkward, but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
I'm new in town. Can you give me the directions to your apartment?
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the night sky would be empty.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Well, when I saw you, I dropped mine.
Let’s be nothing. ‘Cause nothing lasts forever.
Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
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