When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing.
My favorite type of tea is… You SHAW-TEA!
I had to remove my space bar so I could get closer to you.
Do you believe in love at first text or should I text you again?
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Are you mixed? You look half fine, half mine.
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
You look ill. You must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
I ain’t using Google no more ’cause when I saw you, my search was over.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
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