If being cute was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
I just want you to know that if you had a twin I would still choose you.
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and I ended up with you
My phone is broke because your number is not in it.
Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you.
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
You walking into a room would make the Royal Wedding look like a kid’s birthday party.
Of all your curves, your smile is my favorite.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
Are you the ocean? Cuz baby I want to swim in you all day.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Is it just the WiFi? Or am I totally feeling a connection?
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
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