Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.
Are you an artist? Because you’re drawing me in.
I tried to send you something flirty, but I couldn't fit in the text box.
Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?
Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
You sexy, you fine. I really wanna make you mine.
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You walking into a room would make the Royal Wedding look like a kid’s birthday party.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.