I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
My favorite type of tea is… You SHAW-TEA!
If we were socks we would make the perfect pair
Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!
Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
You have to attend my wedding when I get married because the wedding can’t go on without the bride.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.
Is your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!