I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.
I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
Hey girl, I would usually ask for Netflix and chill, but right now my mood says Disney and kiss.
I know it’s already September, but you sure do look like my Valentine.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
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