Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
I can’t turn water into wine, but I could turn you into mine.
I was hungry till I got your number. Now I’m pretty fulfilled.
Are you French ’cause maDAMM you fine.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
You know how I got these guns? [Point to your biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.
Is your dad a preacher? Cause girl, you’re a blessing.
You look ill. You must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
(Holds out hand) Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
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