Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing.
Wow, I didn’t realize that works of art were allowed to leave the museum.
I was hungry till I got your number. Now I’m pretty fulfilled.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
Is your name nobody? ‘Cause I heard nobody’s perfect.
Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?
Hey, I ain’t no cashier, but you got a couple things I want to check out.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you mixed? You look half fine, half mine.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
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