You can’t be my first, but you can be my last.
Mario is Red, Sonic is Blue. Can you press play so you can be my player 2?
I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see I am still living, but heaven has been brought to me.
If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.
If we were socks we would make the perfect pair
When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
You have to attend my wedding when I get married because the wedding can’t go on without the bride.
See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in.
Is your dad Osama because you are the bomb!
Can I walk you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Is your dad a preacher? Cause girl, you’re a blessing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.
You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.
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