I guarantee you, I’m not flirting with you. I’m just being extra nice to someone who’s extra attractive.
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
Is your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
Is your dad Osama because you are the bomb!
They told me magic wasn’t real – guess they hadn’t seen you smile.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Hey girl, I would usually ask for Netflix and chill, but right now my mood says Disney and kiss.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
Hey, I ain’t no cashier, but you got a couple things I want to check out.
Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
If being cute was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!
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