Your eyes are like IKEA. I get lost in them.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
If kisses were crowns, you would be the queen of my heart.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Do you like star wars? Because yoda only one for me!
See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in.
If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.
Look, you dropped something! (What?) Your smile.
Was your mother a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
I tried to send you something flirty, but I couldn't fit in the text box.
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
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