Do you have a name you want me to save you as in my phone or should I just put “mine”?
I may not be good at dancing but I can tangle with with you all night long.
Charzards are red. Squitals are blue. If you were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, please start.
I think the gap between my fingers were meant for yours.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
You know how I got these guns? [Point to your biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
Even if there wasn’t gravity, I’d still fall for you.
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