If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.
You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.
Even if there wasn’t gravity, I’d still fall for you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Most people like to watch the Superbowl cause it only happens once a year. But I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I ain’t using Google no more ’cause when I saw you, my search was over.
Are you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
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