Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Can I walk you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Nice shirt! What’s it made of, boyfriend material?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.
You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Even if there wasn’t gravity, I’d still fall for you.
I want you to know something but I’m kind of scared to say it, so I’ll let the first three words of this sentence say it for me.
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
I just want you to know that if you had a twin I would still choose you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Is it just the WiFi? Or am I totally feeling a connection?
Is your dad Osama because you are the bomb!
Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
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