Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
Are you a coconut? 'Cause I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
Don’t worry, I played Tetris. I can make it fit.
Do you have a can opener? My d*ck is about to pop.
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
Would you f*ck a stranger? (No?!) Then let me introduce myself, my name is ____.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have s*x after that, we won’t.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants.
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s the fuel tank for my love machine!
Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?
Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me.
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants.
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