Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
Have you ever played leap frog naked?
Have you ever played “Spank the brunette”? Want to try?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Life is short. Let’s f**k and see if there is anything after that.
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
I’m jealous of your heart because it’s beating inside you and I’m not.
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that p*ssy.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Did you get those pants at sale? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You should join the circus. (Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.