Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to f*ck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
Tickle your p*ssy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
Do you like pies? I make very good cream pies.
Did you get those pants at sale? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a c*ck?
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let’s go to my room and put our pieces together.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
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