You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
Wanna play ākiteā? I lay down, you blow and weāll see how high you can make me.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to f*ck you so bad, but I know that I canāt.
Do you like Krispy Kreme? āCause Iām gonna glaze your donut.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and weāll see what rises.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
Looks donāt matter, Iāll just wrap you in a flag and f*ck you for glory.
You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
Will you marry me for just one night?
Have you ever played leap frog naked?
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet a$$.
Life is short. Letās f**k and see if there is anything after that.
F*ck me if Iām wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
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