Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.
I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat!
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
Which s*x position produces the ugliest kids? (I don't know, which?) Ask your parents!
You know, if I were you, I’d have s*x with me.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?