Do you believe guys think with their d*ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
My d*ck just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your a$$?
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to f*ck you, would you let me?
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