My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
You know, if I were you, I’d have s*x with me.
Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?
Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we’ll see what rises.
Flamingos are pink, proposing takes guts, I’ll be the pimp, you be my slut.
Are you a coconut? 'Cause I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
I’m the doctor of love baby and you’re over due for your meat injection!
I’d totally bang you in the alley… if I wasn’t on probation.
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
That’s a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?
Your legs are like an Oreo, I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
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