(What are you doing?) I’m taking off my shoes. (Why?) So I can take off my pants.
Are those space pants? Because your a$$ is out of this world!
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
You know how your hair would look really good? [No/Where?] In my lap.
You look familiar, have we had s*x before?
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your a$$!
If you talk to me, I’ll f*ck you.
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
S*x is a killer … want to die happy?