You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
If you talk to me, I’ll f*ck you.
That’s a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?
Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
Did you get those pants at sale? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
I’ve got a condom with your name on it.
Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person?
Do you know the essential difference between s*x and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with too much time on their hands. Let’s just f*ck.
Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me.
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
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