Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
My d*ck’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
The FBI wants to steal my pen. Can I hide it inside you?
Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and f*ck you for glory.
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
I can’t do magic, but I can do you!
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.
Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?