Would you f*ck a stranger? (No?!) Then let me introduce myself, my name is ____.
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck you on the floor.
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
Are those space pants? Because your a$$ is out of this world!
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
Hey girl, are you a convertible car? Because you would look even better with your top down.
Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
Hi, my name is ______________. I eat p*ssy like a woman.
If you’re feeling down, I can fill you up.
Can I put my Charlie in your Chocolate Factory?
Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
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