Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Do you believe guys think with their d*ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Are you a garden? Cause you are turning all these hoes on.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U!
Do you like pies? I make very good cream pies.
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
Tickle your p*ssy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
If I’m a pain in your a$$… We can just add more lubricants.
Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.