Flamingos are pink, proposing takes guts, I’ll be the pimp, you be my slut.
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Are you Chinese? Cause I'd play with your chopstick.
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
Guy pulls out a quarter, ”If I flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?”
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
I’m jealous of your dress. (She says “Why?”) Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You know, if I were you, I’d have s*x with me.
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s the fuel tank for my love machine!
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?