If I’m a pain in your a$$… We can just add more lubricants.
Don’t worry, I played Tetris. I can make it fit.
I’ll bet you $10 my d*ck can’t fit into your mouth.
Tickle your p*ssy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
Baby, wanna come for a ride?
That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that a$$ is calling me!
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I like every bone in your body, especially mine
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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