If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
Touch your toes and I will show you where the rocket goes!
Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies ''WHAT?'') You: Yeah, I lay on the ground and you blow the f*ck outta me!
Hey baby, let’s go make some babies.
Did you fell from heaven? Cause your booty is swollen!
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
May I pleasure you with my tongue?
Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person?
I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my d*ck.
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.