I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?
Hey baby, there’s a party in my pants and you are invited!
My name’s Pogo, do ya wanna jump on my stick?
My name is Skittles… So, wanna taste my rainbow?
Can I see your tan lines?
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
So what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your a$$ tonight?
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
You know, if I were you, I’d have s*x with me.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Can I put my Charlie in your Chocolate Factory?
Damn girl, are you a pinata? Cause I’m gonna need a blindfold before I hit that.
My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants.
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