You know how your hair would look really good? [No/Where?] In my lap.
Do you wanna see why my nickname is ‘tri-pod’?
They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s in your bra?
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Smile, if you want to have s*x with me.
Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person?
Lets play Titanic you'll be the ocean and I'll go down on you.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?
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