My place. Eight o’clock. Bring a friend.
I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
I can’t do magic, but I can do you!
Do you wanna do something that rhymes with ‘Truck’?
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?
I like every bone in your body, especially mine
Hey baby, can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
Will you marry me for just one night?
Do you believe guys think with their d*ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck you on the floor.
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