That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
That’s a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?
I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
You can call me mufasa cause I really want to lion you.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you’ll go down on.
Can you help me up? My d*ck is too big.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.
Girl, you make me want to dive into that sea… that pus-sea.
I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.
Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let’s go to my room and put our pieces together.
Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?
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