Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my d*ck.
Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your a$$!
Do you have a can opener? My d*ck is about to pop.
Do you believe guys think with their d*ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect quite a few inches tonight.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
My d*ck is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.