Do you know the essential difference between s*x and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.
Wanna f*ck like bunnies?
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
My name is Skittles… So, wanna taste my rainbow?
So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your a$$ tonight?
Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Would you like some alphabet soup? because you’ll be choking on the D.
Smile, if you want to have s*x with me.
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