I hope to God you can’t sing because I just wanna f*ck you.
Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall.
May I pleasure you with my tongue?
Would you like some alphabet soup? because you’ll be choking on the D.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Your legs are like an Oreo, I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
I would f*ck you so hard, you’d learn from it.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna f*ck?
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have s*x after that, we won’t.
Hello. I have s*x on the first date. Do you?
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we’ll see what rises.
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