What is long and hard, and right behind you?
Will you marry me for just one night?
Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
Do you believe guys think with their d*ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
Those hands look bored... I got something they can work on.
Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
Guy pulls out a quarter, ”If I flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?”
S*x is a killer … want to die happy?
Life is short. Let’s f**k and see if there is anything after that.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have s*x after that, we won’t.
Tickle your p*ssy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!