Life is short. Let’s f**k and see if there is anything after that.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Are you a farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person?
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Damn girl, are you a pinata? Cause I’m gonna need a blindfold before I hit that.
Are those space pants? Because your a$$ is out of this world!
Mines bigger than his, want proof?
Ay girl is yo dad in jail? Cuz if I was your dad, I’d definitely be in jail.
Flamingos are pink, proposing takes guts, I’ll be the pimp, you be my slut.
Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
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