Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
Are you a coconut? 'Cause I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me.
S*x is a killer … want to die happy?
You know, if I were you, I’d have s*x with me.
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with too much time on their hands. Let’s just f*ck.
S*x is evil. Evil is sin. Sin is forgiven, so let’s begin.
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Do you wanna do something that rhymes with ‘Truck’?
Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s a$$. Yip, it’s firm.
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?