Are you in to Casual s*x or should I dress up?
Touch your toes and I will show you where the rocket goes!
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus.
Damn girl, are you a pinata? Cause I’m gonna need a blindfold before I hit that.
May I pleasure you with my tongue?
I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor… What you say we tie up for the night?
Girl, you make me want to dive into that sea… that pus-sea.
How about you let me clap them cheeks tonight?
F*ck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Do you know the essential difference between s*x and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?
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