Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with too much time on their hands. Let’s just f*ck.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
Can I borrow 70 cents? (No.) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.
Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
Hey baby, there’s a party in my pants and you are invited!
You’re thicker than a snicker.
Did you fell from heaven? Cause your booty is swollen!
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is s*x. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that p*ssy.
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
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