Ay girl is yo dad in jail? Cuz if I was your dad, I’d definitely be in jail.
The FBI wants to steal my pen. Can I hide it inside you?
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Touch your toes and I will show you where the rocket goes!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my d*ck.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U!
Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and f*ck you for glory.
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
That’s a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?
I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.