Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?
S*x is a killer … want to die happy?
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas.
Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
I’m the doctor of love baby and you’re over due for your meat injection!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my d*ck.
If I’m a pain in your a$$… We can just add more lubricants.
That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
I heard your ankles were having a party. Want to invite your pants down?
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
I have a 13 inch d*ck. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.
Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?