I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants.
Life is short. Let’s f**k and see if there is anything after that.
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
Roses are red grass is greener when I think about you I play with my wiener.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
I’ll bet you $10 my d*ck can’t fit into your mouth.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f*ck you on the floor.
They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
Are you a blanket? Cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
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