You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Lets play Titanic you'll be the ocean and I'll go down on you.
I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
Which s*x position produces the ugliest kids? (I don't know, which?) Ask your parents!
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Don’t worry, I played Tetris. I can make it fit.
I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have s*x without mutual consent. Oh and by the way, you have my consent.
Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
I’ll f*ck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your a$$ when I’m finished.
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no) Would you like some? (if yes) Want some more?
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
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