Hi, my name is ______________. I eat p*ssy like a woman.
Will you marry me for just one night?
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s a$$. Yip, it’s firm.
I’ll f*ck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your a$$ when I’m finished.
Are you in to Casual s*x or should I dress up?
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let’s have s*x.
Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
Can I put my Charlie in your Chocolate Factory?
I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.
What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to f*ck you, would you let me?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out) Would you like to?
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