[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”
Hey baby, let’s go make some babies.
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that a$$ is calling me!
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
You’re thicker than a snicker.
Hey baby, can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
Ay girl is yo dad in jail? Cuz if I was your dad, I’d definitely be in jail.
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that a$$.
Roses are red, grass is green, you should come to the crib and f*ck the team!
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
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