That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that p*ssy.
My d*ck is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.
The FBI wants to steal my pen. Can I hide it inside you?
Roses are red, grass is green, you should come to the crib and f*ck the team!
Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Which s*x position produces the ugliest kids? (I don't know, which?) Ask your parents!
It sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?
Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
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