May I pleasure you with my tongue?
Tickle your p*ssy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.
I would f*ck you so hard, you’d learn from it.
Are you a blanket? Cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have s*x after that, we won’t.
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect quite a few inches tonight.
So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your a$$ tonight?
Don’t worry, I played Tetris. I can make it fit.
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants.
If I were a planet, I’d want to be Neptune so I can be right behind Uranus.