You know how your hair would look really good? [No/Where?] In my lap.
Are you a button? Cause I’d tap that.
Are you a garden? Cause you are turning all these hoes on.
Don’t worry, I played Tetris. I can make it fit.
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
I like every bone in your body, especially mine
Nice legs, lets eat out.
I’ll f*ck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your a$$ when I’m finished.
Are you a blanket? Cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you’ll go down on.
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
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