Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my p*nis.
Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
Hello. I have s*x on the first date. Do you?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants.
Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
I’m leaving this place. Want to cum?
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus.
I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.
Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
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