I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.
Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
Life is like a d*ck. When it gets hard, “f*ck it”.
I’m jealous of your heart because it’s beating inside you and I’m not.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
You should join the circus. (Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my d*ck in your mouth.
Girl, I’m jealous of your heart. Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.
You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My d*ck.
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Would you like some alphabet soup? because you’ll be choking on the D.
May I pleasure you with my tongue?
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
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