Can I please be your slave tonight?
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.
Nice legs, lets eat out.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
You know how your hair would look really good? [No/Where?] In my lap.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have s*x after that, we won’t.
My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants.
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
My d*ck’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.
Can I put my Charlie in your Chocolate Factory?
Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.
If I’m a pain in your a$$… We can just add more lubricants.
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
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