Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
She: I’m in a relationship. You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Are you a coconut? 'Cause I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
If you were a booger, I’d pick you.
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
Our body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part
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