Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
Our body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour ahead!
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation. Lets pick it up later tonight.
If you were my homework, I’d do you everyday.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho.
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