Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Are you a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
âI have a boyfriendâ â Well, let me know when youâre ready to upgrade to a man!
Iâm going to have to ask you to leave. Youâre making the other girls look bad.
Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say Iâll always agree with you.
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation. Lets pick it up later tonight.
Are you my phone charger? âCause without you Iâd die.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Congratulations! Youâve been voted âMost Beautiful Girl In This Roomâ and the grand prize is a night with me!
Are you african? because you are aâfrican babe.
Like the onion on my sandwich, I wanna take you out.
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