You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you.
I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
Are you my phone charger? ‘Cause without you I’d die.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
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