I’m like the 0.1% of germs that sanitizer can’t kill – super reliable.
Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!
F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
I ain’t using Google no more ’cause when I saw you, my search was over.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a c*ck?
Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
Are you a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
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