I don’t know CPR, but I do know mouth to mouth.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
I know you like Netflix and chill… but I’d rather Hulu and do you.
Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy.
Don’t you just hate it when people try to use pick up lines on you?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
Do you smoke pot because I have a kush on you.
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad a$$ up.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
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