Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no.
My d*ck is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Did you fart, because you just blew me away.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.
Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho.