I ain’t using Google no more ’cause when I saw you, my search was over.
If you were a flower you’d be a Damnnndelion.
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Are you a minecraft fence? Cos I can’t get over you.
Are you mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only!
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You look so fine I could drink your bath water!
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
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