Donāt tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no.
Girl, if I were a fly, Iād be all over you, because youāre the shit!
My doctor says Iām lacking Vitamin U.
Hey girl, are you an architect? 'Cause I can imagine building a relationship with you.
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part
I canāt buy you Gucci or Armani but I can make your p*ssy a tsunami.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Want to play lion? (She asks, āWhatās that?ā) Thatās where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Iām not actually this tall. Iām sitting on my wallet.
Whatās the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I donāt have a Ferrari.
Letās go to my place and do the things Iāll tell everyone we did anyway.
If you were a booger, Iād pick you.
I donāt know CPR, but I do know mouth to mouth.
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