Hi, sorry I donât have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.
Is your face Mcdonalds? 'Cause I'm lovin' it.
Are You Luke? Cause Iâm Your Daddy.
If you were a transformer, youâd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
You know whatâs on the menu? ME-N-U
So, come back to my place, and if you donât like it I swear Iâll give you a full refund.
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
You donât need makeup⊠you need plastic surgery.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
Iâm going to have to ask you to leave. Youâre making the other girls look bad.
Want to play lion? (She asks, âWhatâs that?â) Thatâs where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say Iâll always agree with you.
Go between two black girls and say âLetâs make an Oreo!â