Do you smoke pot because I have a kush on you.
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Should I try another cheesy joke, or do I have parmesan to take you out on a date?
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho.
Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad a$$ up.
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