I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
I’m like the 0.1% of germs that sanitizer can’t kill – super reliable.
Do you believe guys think with their d*ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a c*ck?
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
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