Are you mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only!
I know you like Netflix and chill… but I’d rather Hulu and do you.
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you my phone charger? ‘Cause without you I’d die.
If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t ever skip.
Hey girl, are you an architect? 'Cause I can imagine building a relationship with you.
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause I’ll drop a kid inside of you!
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you.
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!
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