Are you mexican? Because youâre my Juan and only!
I know you like Netflix and chill⊠but Iâd rather Hulu and do you.
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Could you please step away from the bar? Youâre melting all the ice!
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you my phone charger? âCause without you Iâd die.
If you were a Youtube ad I wouldnât ever skip.
Hey girl, are you an architect? 'Cause I can imagine building a relationship with you.
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause Iâll drop a kid inside of you!
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
Do you have 11 protons? Because youâre sodium fine!
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you.
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask â What is it?â) A pickup line!
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