I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m...
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Did you fart, because you just blew me away.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Is your face Mcdonalds? 'Cause I'm lovin' it.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
I know you like Netflix and chill… but I’d rather Hulu and do you.