You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only!
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
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