Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line...
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.
Is your face Mcdonalds? 'Cause I'm lovin' it.
Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy.
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
You don’t need makeup… you need plastic surgery.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Oreo!”
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