Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Do you smoke pot because I have a kush on you.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.
I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Oreo!”
Are you a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Are you a minecraft fence? Cos I can’t get over you.
If you were a flower you’d be a Damnnndelion.
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