Should I try another cheesy joke, or do I have parmesan to take you out on a date?
Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!
My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!
If you were a booger, I’d pick you.
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
Are you mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only!
Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy.
Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho.
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