If you were a Youtube ad I wouldnât ever skip.
Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation. Lets pick it up later tonight.
My d*ck is so polite⊠it stands up so you can sit down.
âI have a boyfriendâ â Well, let me know when youâre ready to upgrade to a man!
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
Donât you just hate it when people try to use pick up lines on you?
Go between two black girls and say âLetâs make an Oreo!â
I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
I hope youâre not a vegetarian, because Iâd love to meat you.
Girl, if I were a fly, Iâd be all over you, because youâre the shit!
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the âpâ is silent tho.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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