If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t ever skip.
Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation. Lets pick it up later tonight.
My d*ck is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.
“I have a boyfriend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
Don’t you just hate it when people try to use pick up lines on you?
Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Oreo!”
I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.