If you were a booger, Iād pick you.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
Is there something wrong with your left eye? āCause you been looking right all day!
Are You Luke? Cause Iām Your Daddy.
Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.
āI have a boyfriendā ā Well, let me know when youāre ready to upgrade to a man!
Excuse me. Iām from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and Iām going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Our body is 75% water, and Iām thirsty.
She: Iām in a relationship. You: Letās talk about how we can get you out of that.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part
Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say Iāll always agree with you.
F**k me if I am wrong, but havenāt we met before?
Whatās the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I donāt have a Ferrari.
Are you from Japan? Cause Iām tryna get in Japanties.
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