I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad a$$ up.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation. Lets pick it up later tonight.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
“I have a boyfriend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?
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What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?