If you were a booger, I’d pick you.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
Is there something wrong with your left eye? ‘Cause you been looking right all day!
Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy.
Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car.
“I have a boyfriend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!
Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Our body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
She: I’m in a relationship. You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part
Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
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