Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Don’t you just hate it when people try to use pick up lines on you?
Is there something wrong with your left eye? ‘Cause you been looking right all day!
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
I ain’t using Google no more ’cause when I saw you, my search was over.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
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