I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but I can make your p*ssy a tsunami.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
Did you fart, because you just blew me away.
If you were a flower you’d be a Damnnndelion.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you do too.
Do you smoke pot because I have a kush on you.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
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