You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
I ain’t using Google no more ’cause when I saw you, my search was over.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
You look so fine I could drink your bath water!
F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
Are you the ocean? Cos you’re full of trash.
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you do too.
If you were my homework, I’d do you everyday.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad a$$ up.
Our body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
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