Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ā What is it?ā) A pickup line!
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
I aināt using Google no more ācause when I saw you, my search was over.
Iām going to have to ask you to leave. Youāre making the other girls look bad.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
My doctor says Iām lacking Vitamin U.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you a coconut? 'Cause I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
I hope youāre not a vegetarian, because Iād love to meat you.
I canāt buy you Gucci or Armani but I can make your p*ssy a tsunami.
My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Whatās the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I donāt have a Ferrari.
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