Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Kanye feel the love tonight?
Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho.
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
Do you smoke pot because I have a kush on you.
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad a$$ up.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
(She: "I have a boyfriend") You: "I have a math test" (She: "What?") You: "I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on..."
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!