I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you.
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
If you were a steak you would be well done.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
I don’t know CPR, but I do know mouth to mouth.
Tickle your p*ssy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
Are you a coconut? 'Cause I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!