Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
Tickle your p*ssy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
“I have a boyfriend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!
Do you smoke pot because I have a kush on you.
Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
You look so fine I could drink your bath water!
I’m like the 0.1% of germs that sanitizer can’t kill – super reliable.
F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
Are you a coconut? 'Cause I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
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