I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause I’ll drop a kid inside of you!
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Tickle your p*ssy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
If you were my homework, I’d do you everyday.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
I’m like the 0.1% of germs that sanitizer can’t kill – super reliable.
“I have a boyfriend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!
Are you my phone charger? ‘Cause without you I’d die.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour ahead!