Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
âš¾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your DM's.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation. Lets pick it up later tonight.
Dang girl, are you a dinosaur? ‘Cause Jurass-is-sick.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
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