I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
Are you a coconut? 'Cause I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you.
Iām going to have to ask you to leave. Youāre making the other girls look bad.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
If you were my homework, Iād do you everyday.
If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
Congratulations! Youāve been voted āMost Beautiful Girl In This Roomā and the grand prize is a night with me!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
I know you like Netflix and chillā¦ but Iād rather Hulu and do you.
Are you form Tennessee? Cause youāre the only ten I see!
Iām not a big fan of your last name but donāt worry, I can change that.
Did you fart, because you just blew me away.
Our body is 75% water, and Iām thirsty.
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