I think you need a new kernel, because that was not so smooth.
Do you use Metropolis-Hastings? Because I have a proposal you’ll accept with probability 1.
Baby, let me be your integral, so I can be the area under your curves.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
I wish I was your math homework, then I would be real hard, and you would be doing me all night.
Hi, they call me Shirley. Because why settle for “almost”?
Are you √(2), ’cause I feel irrational around you.
Are you a 45 degree angle, Because you're perfect.
I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent.
We’ve been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate.
Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?
I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
My life goal is to make you harder than my calculus homework.
Let’s do some math. Add bed, subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply.
By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
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