Baby, I just drew a pic of you on my TI-83 but you are so hot my screen melted.

What’s your sine?

You + Me = The number of sides in a Möbius Strip.

My life goal is to make you harder than my calculus homework.

Are you a 45 degree angle, Because you're perfect.

I’m relativistic - the faster I go, the longer I last.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

You and I must be inverse logical functions. Because I could compliment you all day!

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?

Do you use Metropolis-Hastings? Because I have a proposal you’ll accept with probability 1.