My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
We’ve been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate.
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid’s “Elements”?
My life goal is to make you harder than my calculus homework.
Does it feel lonely being there? “Excuse me?” Being in the top 1% of the beauty distribution?
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we’d make one.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
I’m relativistic - the faster I go, the longer I last.
Baby, I would love to find our correlation coefficient.
Are you a square? ‘Cause you got all the right angles.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Baby, let me be your integral, so I can be the area under your curves.
Is your name Emily? Because you have the highest log likelihood I’ve ever seen.
What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
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