You must be a 90º angle. You are right.

You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you.

I’m relativistic - the faster I go, the longer I last.

I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent.

Are you a square? ‘Cause you got all the right angles.

I’m not being obtuse, but you are acute girl.

In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch … let’s go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.

I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could lie tangent to your curves.

Does it feel lonely being there? “Excuse me?” Being in the top 1% of the beauty distribution?

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

Are you √(2), ’cause I feel irrational around you.

Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

You can call me Surjection because I want to fill your range.

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.