Baby, I just drew a pic of you on my TI-83 but you are so hot my screen melted.
What’s your sine?
You + Me = The number of sides in a Möbius Strip.
My life goal is to make you harder than my calculus homework.
Are you a 45 degree angle, Because you're perfect.
I’m relativistic - the faster I go, the longer I last.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
You and I must be inverse logical functions. Because I could compliment you all day!
Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?
Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?
Do you use Metropolis-Hastings? Because I have a proposal you’ll accept with probability 1.