I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate.
I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
I’m not being obtuse, but you are acute girl.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.
You and I must be inverse logical functions. Because I could compliment you all day!
Are you √(2), ’cause I feel irrational around you.
You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you.
Call me parabola, Cause there’s a conic section in my pants.
Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?
What’s your sine?
I’m relativistic - the faster I go, the longer I last.
Let’s do some math. Add bed, subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
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