Do you use Metropolis-Hastings? Because I have a proposal you’ll accept with probability 1.

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me.

The surface of my cylinder is not a compact metric space.

Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid’s “Elements”?

I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could lie tangent to your curves.

If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.

I’m relativistic - the faster I go, the longer I last.

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

Hi, they call me Shirley. Because why settle for “almost”?

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate.

Baby my symplectic width might be a problem for u but don’t worry.

What’s your sine?

Is your name Emily? Because you have the highest log likelihood I’ve ever seen.