Is your name Emily? Because you have the highest log likelihood I’ve ever seen.
I know I am average - but I can easily identify you as an extreme outlier.
We’ve been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate.
I would really like to bisect your angle.
Do you use Metropolis-Hastings? Because I have a proposal you’ll accept with probability 1.
Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I wish u were the Pythagorean theorem so I can insert my hypotenuse into your legs.
What’s your sine?
Baby, I just drew a pic of you on my TI-83 but you are so hot my screen melted.
Let’s do some math. Add bed, subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply.
In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch … let’s go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.