I would really like to bisect your angle.
Baby, I just drew a pic of you on my TI-83 but you are so hot my screen melted.
I wish I was your math homework, then I would be real hard, and you would be doing me all night.
Baby, let me be your integral, so I can be the area under your curves.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.
Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded.
I’m not being obtuse, but you are acute girl.
Call me parabola, Cause there’s a conic section in my pants.
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
Let’s do some math. Add bed, subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Let’s find out if we converge by taking each other to the limit.
Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
My love is like √(-1). Complex, but not imaginary.
Baby my symplectic width might be a problem for u but don’t worry.
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