I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we’d make one.
Are you √(2), ’cause I feel irrational around you.
I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
My love for you is like 2x, exponentially growing.
We’ve been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate.
Are you a 45 degree angle, Because you're perfect.
Call me parabola, Cause there’s a conic section in my pants.
I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
Your body is so curved, I quickly reach Nash equilibrium.
I think you need a new kernel, because that was not so smooth.
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