You + Me = The number of sides in a Möbius Strip.
I wish I was your math homework, then I would be real hard, and you would be doing me all night.
My life goal is to make you harder than my calculus homework.
Hi, they call me Shirley. Because why settle for “almost”?
Baby, I just drew a pic of you on my TI-83 but you are so hot my screen melted.
Baby my symplectic width might be a problem for u but don’t worry.
Baby, let me be your integral, so I can be the area under your curves.
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate.
Let’s find out if we converge by taking each other to the limit.
What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
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