I’m not being obtuse, but you are acute girl.

If I’m the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.

I would really like to bisect your angle.

I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could lie tangent to your curves.

I’ve got your prior here. Could you give me your likelihood? I want to know your posterior.

Are you a 45 degree angle, Because you're perfect.

I wonder what the L’ Hospital’s rule says of the limit when I is over you.

Do you use Metropolis-Hastings? Because I have a proposal you’ll accept with probability 1.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Call me parabola, Cause there’s a conic section in my pants.

I know I am average - but I can easily identify you as an extreme outlier.

1/3>((-1^1/5)/27U)^1/2 Simply this to know how I feel about you. i>3U

Is your name Emily? Because you have the highest log likelihood I’ve ever seen.

Are you a square? ‘Cause you got all the right angles.

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.