Tinder Pick Up Lines

Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-depricating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice.

You don’t know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find you.

Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pick up line related to that era.

Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?

Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

I usually go for 8’s but I guess I can settle for a 10.

I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.

Finally I found a girl like you.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you like right now, where would you be and what would you do?

Hello *pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with a little bit of awkwardness.

Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.