Tinder Pick Up Lines

I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?

A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all night?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Drinks or coffee this week?

Are we, like, married now?

I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!

Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?

I usually go for 8’s but I guess I can settle for a 10.

You’re on a beach vacation when it starts raining, what do you do? a) hide under the covers with Netflix b) go to a museum c) attend a cooking workshop to learn how to make the local cuisine

Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

If you were a dessert, what would you be?

Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-depricating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice.

If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.