Hello *pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with a little bit of awkwardness.
If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you like right now, where would you be and what would you do?
I usually go for 8’s but I guess I can settle for a 10.
Truth or dare?
Tell me, what can I say to impress you?
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
What’s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?
I’m sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Gandhi.
You shall be my wife.
Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-depricating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice.
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
How are you not my wife yet?
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
You don’t know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find you.