I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?
I don’t normally contact people on this, but I find you very intriguing.
Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool?
Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!
You sound busy… Any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
Sup Tinderella?
Tell me, what can I say to impress you?
Rose’s are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.
Favourite thing to do on a Friday night? a) cuddling and watching Netflix by the fireplace b) the hottest bar in town c) dinner party d) I’ll tell you over drinks?
How are you not my wife yet?
Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all night?
Favorite drink?
I’m sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Gandhi.