You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: do you, or do you not eat marmite?
So what’s a good opening line to use on a cute guy/girl on Tinder?
You shall be my wife.
So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?
Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool?
Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If you were a dessert, what would you be?
On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
How are you not my wife yet?
Hello *pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with a little bit of awkwardness.
What’s your definition of a good weekend?
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