I’ve had a crush on you for years.
Truth or dare?
I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.
Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!
Hello *pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with a little bit of awkwardness.
Are we, like, married now?
You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?
Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
Two truths and a lie! Go!
If you were a dessert, what would you be?
You’re on a beach vacation when it starts raining, what do you do? a) hide under the covers with Netflix b) go to a museum c) attend a cooking workshop to learn how to make the local cuisine
Finally I found a girl like you.
I usually go for 8’s but I guess I can settle for a 10.
Prettiest smile I’ve seen on Tinder.