You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.
If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing.
I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?
Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and I ended up with you
Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.
Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you.
Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you tonight?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
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