Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
I want you to be my emergency contact person.
They told me magic wasn’t real – guess they hadn’t seen you smile.
Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool?
I can’t help grinning like a fool every time I see that you’re typing.
We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
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