We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!
Favourite meal: Thai, Italian or French?
Man, I didn’t think wishing on the birthday candles would WORK.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) Pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) crèpes d) acai bowl e) something else?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?