My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
I can’t help grinning like a fool every time I see that you’re typing.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy...
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U.
Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.