Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
Wow, I didn’t realize that works of art were allowed to leave the museum.
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Man, I didn’t think wishing on the birthday candles would WORK.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
I can’t help grinning like a fool every time I see that you’re typing.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
So tell me, what haven’t you been already told tonight?
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
I’m not sure I believe in The One, but The Two of us, on the other hand…
Screw Instagram, I’d follow you anywhere.
Top three best things to do on a Saturday?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Hello* pretends to be a waiter* – Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.
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