On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour ahead!
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!
You’re on a beach vacation when it starts raining, what do you do? a) hide under the covers with Netflix b) go to a museum c) attend a cooking workshop to learn how to make the local cuisine
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
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