If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Drinks or coffee this week?
I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
Wow, I didn’t realize that works of art were allowed to leave the museum.
I can’t help grinning like a fool every time I see that you’re typing.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I’m not sure I believe in The One, but The Two of us, on the other hand…
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
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