Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
You’re thicker than a snicker.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I’m peanut butter, you’re jelly, let’s have s*x.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
I’ll f*ck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your a$$ when I’m finished.
I’m leaving this place. Want to cum?
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
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