So what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your a$$ tonight?
Hey girl, are you a convertible car? Because you would look even better with your top down.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor… What you say we tie up for the night?
Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
If I’m a pain in your a$$… We can just add more lubricants.
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
Can you help me up? My d*ck is too big.
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to f*ck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
You can call me mufasa cause I really want to lion you.
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