Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Are you a coconut? 'Cause I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a c*ck?
She: I’m in a relationship. You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
My d*ck is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m...
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