Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If you were a flower you’d be a Damnnndelion.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Do you smoke pot because I have a kush on you.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Should I try another cheesy joke, or do I have parmesan to take you out on a date?
Dang girl, are you a dinosaur? ‘Cause Jurass-is-sick.
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad a$$ up.
Tickle your p*ssy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
(She: "I have a boyfriend") You: "I have a math test" (She: "What?") You: "I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on..."
Save water, shower with a friend!
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy.
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