Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m...
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
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