Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Let’s play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene t*ts!
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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